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These brothers are so bad ass, they make Los Lonely Boys look like Limp Wristed Industry Fools. The real deal is stacked with Fender Towers that bring the Electric Boogie Machine straight from Hendrix dreams on tour from Austin, TX Motherfucker! Get out the way! If you are not offended you might be at some Patchouli baked rally for Ralph Nader or Ron Paul. Biggest dicks west of the mason-dixon line, with punk rock stamina like Lance Armstrong at a Widespread Panic Show. Fuck you, We're hangin with Eliot Spitzer. Getting the job done. One whore at a time. Ex "Die Cobra" Millionaires form pulverising riff rock project with my new fav drummer in town. Glammy and shit, dance for me Richard! From the hairy ashes of the Good Looks emerge Austin's 2nd heaviest band(after Darcie Stevens faves The Sword), pummeling 70's riffs with dreamy mid-sections and Jake Perlmans thundering beats, the crowd is wild for the cinematic leads of Austin K, and Singer Matt Drenik's manic call and response attack. Perhaps Prince can change his name. He's super Hot, and can play guitar like Jimi on any day . Puff Daddy, a well dressed chickenshit crap mogul, self made player ,and ruler of his own Long Island lair, does not deserve the same luxury. Aside from being an ugly motherfucker, this man has not once, shown us, command of a musical instrument, or an artistic flair for writing of any kind. His days as a gun toting millionare, reveal a man no more dangerous than the creamy white filling of an Oreo cookie, albeit, with a plan for attention and media power. How can any man do so little, but garner so much attention. For this, we are jealous and bitter. Ugly Canadian industry slaves build modern rock castles of Angst . Creed lite for life pussies. They don't seem real. Clerks sucked. The money pours in. Heads explode. J-Lo. |
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